Isn't wireless internet grand?
I have these three friends that I grew up with.
Three brothers each separated by a year.
Tim. Jared. Peter.
They all grew up on a goat farm and have recently moved back into their vacated childhood home. Their folks moved a few towns over where they could own a bigger plot, buy a few more goats and start a potentially lucrative llama business.
Anyway, these brothers are luddites.
They were raised that way.
No TV. No video games. No computers.
When I went over to their house as a child, their parents would point outside and we would play.
Ball. War. Punch.
Now some capitualtion to tehcnology has occured over the years.
They bought a TV. They play Madden. And they have a computer.
But they are deathly scared of wireless.
If the word is mentioned in their presence they shush you as if the very words will summons demons from the netherworld.
They're fairly certain that when it is all said and done, the apocalypse will be directly connected to the advent of wireless technology.
The thing is, we have no idea if there are health effects of wireless internet.
It's sort of scary.
But I say all this as I type away at a coffee shop with no cords holding me back
